He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
You need to get here now. A drunk girl just stumbled into our apartment. shes laying on the floor by our door.
i spelled "betch" that way on purpose, don't question my abilities as a drunk texter
my purse only fit my wallet or the martini shaker. it wasnt even a question of which i was bringing.
In between when I last wrote and now have screwed a Swiss guy on a hostel bathroom floor. Okay, real life?
You need a Jiminy Cricket, but for sexual decisions.
I defriended her. I just can't support someone whose profile picture is of their water birth.
So our 'date' consisted of getting drunk off champagne at four and photo-bombing the shit out of tourist's pictures all over the city. Thoughts?
We need to be on the same page regarding the 3some this time. No more "one of us should probably leave" moments.
I guess I've just seen a lot of penises since then
A particularly funny moment you may have missed; you walked in to the basement to announce that whoever was cooking sausages had left them on the grill for Hella long, only to be told that you were in fact the person grilling. At which point you just said, "the sausages are done" and walked out
That's the only way to get approved without a guarantor.
WHAT DOES THAT MEAN WHAT FUCKING LANGUAGE ARE YOU SPEAKING
Honestly I don't even have room for feelings after that Taco Bell
Just walked outside my house; realized I wasn't wearing any pants after about 3 minutes or so.
Drunk, high, hungover?
...I wish I had an excuse.
someone found a bottle of whiskey in the bushes this morning when they were cleaning before an admissions event. i'm 95% sure it's mine..
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