it doesn't mae me god, the fact that I am god makes getting dressed futile and tedious... btw i am still drunk
Could guys at least pretend I require some amount of money to be spent before I randomly go down on them?
There's a show on the Discovery Channel about T-Rex sex. I think this just made my life.
Just learned how to deliver a baby.the things i saw tonight can never be unseen
The strip club called, they have your shoe.
Drunk me forgot I'm not an 18yr old raver anymore. Adult me is now in pain.
Yes. I feel like complaining about sex all the time with a 21 year old might be punishable by death of the sex gods so I try not to
He was sucking my nipples then stopped, looked me dead in the eyes and said "im gonna cum for my babygirl"
I told her the job opening requires being on the phone during the week and on my face on the weekends. I think she wants the job.
Can we just discuss how hundreds of miles away we were both beyond drunk and in some boys bed. That is the definition of friendship.
HIS BALLS ARE HEAVEN SENT FROM THE VELVET ANGLES.
Model at car show < day drinking with your favorite sister. Get your head in the fucking game Christopher.
Also the fuck cup must be buried with me
Watching boy meets world, drinking left over pink panty droppers and coloring in a my little pony coloring book. This is my Monday night
They've taken all the lighthearted fun out of S&M.
Randomize
