i jus seen this fat chick walk buy look like she had don king coming out her arm pits..
i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
I think the neighbors upstairs are trying for more kids. I want to run up there and yell "mazal tov!"
Ohhh, TODAY your worried. Becasue last weekend when we warned you about her you said "shes too hot to have herpes."
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Gave the kid in the wheelchair at the bus stop a beer and proceede to lift him on the bus. porch drinking brings out the best in everyone
GOOD NIGHT DREAM OF ALCOHOL SNO CONES
Another Sunday, another 100 chicken nuggets
I will suppress my appetite by doing shots then passing out
Just burnt my nuts with a cigarette. Don't ask. I hate life.
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I was so high I didn't realize I'd put on someone else's bra. I thought my boobs had shrunk.
I can recall having this conversation with a three year old, but go on
I would be down to associate sex w taco bell
I added our drug dealer to the quickbooks software babe, he is listed under vendor's as an expense category... money management is such a bitch...
Can I use your boat
Also, what’s the deal with international water? Do they have signs out there like a city does or do I need a map?
WTH is going on? It’s the middle of the night
It was just another case of she fell in love I fell asleep.
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