that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
using my metrocard to split lines. it says optimism on the back. i am optimistic that you will appear at my door and help me finish all these drugs.
my one-armed grandma is doing the YMCA. you figure it out.
My dad just passed me a joint.. this is a turning point in my life.
Tim said I dropped my taco in a puddle and still ate it.
I just met the neighbor hes a self proclaimed coke dealer/ softporn producer.
There is a literally infinite number of spliffs going around this table.
Delicious
I feel like I'm at a sushi bar with a spliff belt.
I have a weapon and I'm not blacked out. Good as gold
They didn't have a "sorry I was late for your birthday party because I was getting arrested" card.
So you'd go straight for a fat chick with cheese on her tits?
Yes.
On a scale from 1-10 how fucked up would it be to buy weed with my fafsa money?
It's a study aid
I swear to god my spidey sense only tingles when someone’s about to die or you’re being a hoe.
MY GUT IS TELLING ME YES AND SO IS MY VAGINA
I'm gonna invite every single tinder date I've had to my birthday. Let them fight, battle Royale style. The winner gets to fuck me. \n\nBest. Birthday. Ever
My butthole is tingling. Must be the grapefruit juice
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