Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm
we were playing true or dare on a webcam chat and i was way to drunk ...i ended up having to drink my own piss outta a beer bottle, life couldnt get any worse right now
Any time you start making pro wrestling references before 10 PM I know that I'm breaking up a fight between you and some muscled up frat boy you call Hogan.
So you threw a sword at me last night
I honestly wish I could say that I was surprised.
You've had your dick in my mouth. I don't think there are all that many barriers in our friendship at this point.
We had sex in the tent after his 6th beer and while we were at it we had conversations with the people outside the tent.
Also, I think I'm too drunk to be at the gym right now. But how sober do you need to be for IM volleyball?
i think i traded my wallet for a tim hortons gift card.
This is one of those moments when you do what I say or I come stalk you down like a gazelle.
Are we playing "how much awkwardness can we fit in the final 29 hours of 2011"?
yes yes we are. Go do something with super glue. i don't want to win.
Well the strippers have danced to goo goo dolls and green day, time of your life. Were all gonna commit suicide.
He was so drunk and proud of his 6-month-gym-results he actually made me touch his whole naked body.
90% sure I just opened a snapchat of you in a fuzzy bathrobe next to your ceiling collapsing
Bring vodka when you get back from court.
Randomize
