the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
May God have mercy on my new vibrator.
I don't care if he acts like a don't exist 6 days a week. On the 7th day he makes makes my vagina cry. In a good way. Jesus understands.
You basically tried to anal probe my passed out friend with a lamp
Best part of failing a semester of college: not having to buy books next semester. I can drink to that
He puked, did more shots, and then pissed in a drawer. We thought it was bad enough and all of a sudden...boom-clothes come off and he passes out with slippers and a styrofoam hat on and a guitar hero guitar in hand pretending he was slash.
Ummm didn't i have pubes when i went to bed last night?
I've just never heard the term serendipitous used to describe having one's asshole licked.
If you enjoy dance recitals as much as I do, that's one shitty Father's Day...
Whoever decided to put a Denny's that close to the strip club is a genius.
Apparently she "missed me" and the only logical solution was to fuck my brother.
She stood up through my sunroof the entire drive home. screaming her ass off and singing free falling..
sometimes i like to lay one the floor and pretend im a carrot.
If it were up to me his wife would never get his penis again, but I guess they have some sort of arrangement
Yes, an arrangement called marriage
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