You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
u were so high that u chewed on candle wax for an hour
I only want to screw him when I'm drunk. Problem is I try to be drunk as often as possible
There are 3 pics of me on my camera, naked, wearing only an apron, scooping ice cream.
how you manage to cockblock me from 500 miles away still baffles me.
He gets a blow job; I get my oil changed free of charge. And that way I only see him every 2500 miles.
It is too early in this hangover to be seeing some guys ass crack.
We should hook up after this. Laugh or look horrified to say yes.
I believe in using alcohol to heal from the inside. Not as a topical solution.
I have visions of guys in cheetah costumes with suits over it pissing on a children how are you
Every little girl dreams of the day when she picks up her fuck buddy because he's drunk at the gay bar again.
Yeah plus that night got so disgusting it's basically a repressed memory anyway
Had an orgasm and got a charley horse at the same time. It was a multi-purpose scream.
Road head absolutely translates. That's the beauty of road head... It's so portable!
So technically I made out with my second cousin this weekend... But it's by marriage and I'm adopted, so it's ok.
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