Last night was def like the makeout party episode of full house
i just found a bag of weed behind my capital one card. i guess that's what's in my wallet.
just rolled a joint with wrapping paper.. and you say i have no christmas spirit
the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
oh yea it is. i was not expecting to look at a snowbank and just see flying mushrooms
I do what I can to inject something into your life every day. Today, humor. Saturday. Penis.
she was drinking until 3, woke up at 7, shouted 'I'M STILL DRUNK" and went out for a jog in her thong
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
I just texted him and asked him to keep some in case I need help sealing the deal.
Girl Scout cookies are like roofies for fat chicks.
I have a weapon and I'm not blacked out. Good as gold
While I'm on hiatus from the Russian potato nectar, it is my wish for others to enjoy it in my stead.
All I remember is a very aggressive two-stepper who inadvertently made me give myself a black eye with my own beer
5 minutes Isn't even long enough to bring me even close to an orgasm. How selfish. Think about baseball and fuck me you idiot.
We almost ended up sober because of u!!
It really hurts to walk. Any idea what happened to my hip?
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