the bank didn't screw up, i spent 150$ at mcdonalds last night
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
you said you couldnt let go of the fence because your hand was molding to it.
I don't even want to talk about it, I'm traumatized. Even the dog knew to take advantage of the most intoxicated girl at the party...
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he described going down on me as being like 'entering a jungle of deliciousness and fur
Word is he has some crazy hawaiian STD
there isn't one for "I'll give you an I'm sorry blowjob" but that's also an option you have. in the meantime here is an emoticon of a caterpillar
It's just weird. It's like Big Bird dating Meg Griffin.
For the record we tried to find 4th of july porn. Did not turn out well.
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I think I'm allergic to vodka. Or people getting engaged. One or the other. I want to die.
He referred to our sex as being similar to "Two cheetahs cage fighting" and I have to agree.
Found another bruise from Saturday #stopliquor2014
You're acting like you didn't chug fireball, like duh you have bruises you drunk betch
We had sex on the playground and then walked around his neighborhood grading houses based on their Christmas decorations
He will be so fat that the winter can not penetrate his blubber.
I’d feel the same about religion. We can talk about it, but I want you to go down on me first
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