Fun fact of the day the average american will consume 13248 beers in their lifetime.
So for us it's double that?
Precisely.
all i remember is you climbed in a garbage can and said you were trashed
She's licking the seat belt now. Feeling a little uncomfortable
Having skype sex with him in the lounge at 1:45am...THIS IS WHAT HE DOES TO ME
If I remember who won the superbowl tomorrow morning.. I think I'm just going to quit drinking. There really won't be a point anymore
I was really disturbed by what initially appeared to be a dismembered head sitting beside you. Then I realized you were laying on her body.
If you get me so fucked up I can't use the microwave , I'm going to be so mad at you
Listen to my proposal.... I feed you crackers while I fuck you ever so gently.
Omg no. We ate a raw pumpkin last nighr. We dipped it in BBQ sauce.
I was going to say I needed the exercise but now all I can think about is BJs
My work here is done
He smells like cinnamon, and what I imagine to be orgasms
He uses Bing as his search engine...but he's great in bed. So obviously I'm torn.
I just need some of your time and all of your body.
Like I’ve seen him completely trashed and I’ve also seen him rip shirtsleeves off with his teeth and I can’t tell if I’m intrigued or not
That's nice of you to be concerned, but I'm pretty confident I'll marry someone 30 years older than me, ride out being the trophy wife for 10 or 15 years, then live large!
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