you're like the ceasar milan of boners... you understand them on a different level.
I was just told by a cop that my party was the most epic party they ever crashed
you made a powerpoint titled 'things i've drank tonight' and emailed it to me.
The maintenance guy at work just asked me out for a drink. For once, I proudly said that I was 20.
Next year we will be 30 and no more shots during the week.
Ugh. my cast still smells like fermenting hot tub water and bad decisions.
As an added bonus, you will have a "25 blowjobs a month" voucher, expiring thirty days after the first initial bj.
It's like a bag of dicks covered in taint sweat pounding a pregnant baby walrus.
Sorry, It's like OkCupid Olympics... categories: best sext, best dick pic, and most effort by ugly. You won gold in the last event if that makes you feel better.
don't bring your nerd jargon into this conversation about my naked body
He told us a story about a time his 80 year old uncle karate chopped a dick in a glory hole.
We'll just play naked Twister, the rest will take care of itself
I can't dude. Last time I was there, I blew the bartender in the bathroom at last call.
Nah, we’re just sitting around talking about different kinds of boners
FUCK ME I smuggled weed onto a plane by accident
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