He just told me his cousin just died and I look like her. Reconsidering the sex.
It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
she was talking to me but i could help but stare at the extremely long hairs on her boobs. then she says, "your looking at the hair on my boobs aren't you"
Found a phone last night. Hope "daddy" gets picture messages
It really ruins the moment when you have to ask to resend the nude pics.
I found out you can't leave the bar with a drink. I also found out that pouring it on the bouncers shoes is also unacceptable.
Next test. Underwater blowjob. If you fail...out of water blow job
Somehow ed fucked carrie while purposely not saying a single word to her all night. He just nodded and smiled.
Would it have been easier if he talked to her?
Yeah, but i bet him he couldn't do it. Now he gets a free taco bell combo of his choosing.
Not sure. All I know is that she has a tight dark green skirt and I will not rest until I have used my teeth to rip it off of her
During your work shift I was either: a) stoned. b) high. c)stoned. or d) high.
i feel like when you brought up the possibility of you getting pregnant the sexting is over
Can I just say how funny it is that your "respect" tattoo is right above the bruise from me slapping your ass
Would it be weird if i sent him a "happy fuckiversary" text?
I'm fucking my way through California and it's kind of fun.
got some info she was last seen with some guy wearing goggles
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