her vagine was all disorganized.
Your parents are going to be so confused in the morning
More like pissed. but ill be sure to explain my pathological fear of terrorists hiding in the bathtub
I wish i could be there for it
Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
He had one of those small greek statue penises
im returning my roomates shirt with a "i got laid in this" thank you note
I think "bars open christmas minneapolis" is the saddest google search i've ever done.
Just filled up my pledge keg goblet with coffee at bp. They can judge all they want. At least I'm not killing baby dolphins.
Foreign porn with subtitles is a little disappointing.
I tried calming him down but his eyes are rolling to the back of his head and he's yelling "COMA WEED!"
Thanks to her sunglasses tan, I can't look at her when she blows me cause it's like getting blown by a raccoon. A very talented raccoon
hey dude, just got with the girl in H4. so mark H off the apartment list
haha we are half through our lease and already checked off 17 letters
Have you ever got so drunk that you tasted the future?
Sex in a tree, bucket list CHECK!
Remember that pair of super cute shorts I pooped in? I miss those 😔
Nah leave him alone, he is at the strip club with his mom.
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