Isn't the perk of being in a relationship not having to put in effort for sex?
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
Youre on making sure I dont black out around fat chicks duty
A French guy bit my cheek. Is that sexy there? Also had to threaten to stab the bus driver. I'm not sure I like Europe.
Ultimate Fighter Idea. You and I both have unprotected sex with the same girl in the spam of days. Whoever the child belongs to, wins and that child is the ultimate ultimate fighter.
How high are you?
Yea. I feel great. My life is great. My job isn't as shitty. And my daddy loves me. I love strip clubs. Great self esteem boost.
IN THE MIDDLE OF HOOKING UP, HE IS CALLED AWAY ON AN "EMERGENCY". FUCK THAT, MATT'S CAR IS NOT AS URGENT AS MY THIRST.
Hi you snuggled with me in my bed in a maid outfit
Damn it. Can't order pizza. Can't do the hot tub. No one to invite over for loud, kinky sex. What's the point of being here alone?!
i almost threw up on his dick. its like icarus, flew too close to the sun. except the sun is his dick and my throat was icarus
Nobody's dick fell into my mouth tonight
I like to send nudes ok? If that's my biggest flaw I think I'm ok
Had to admit my broken elbow was caused by vodka, not hockey
Just got thrown out of the club for making condom water balloons. I'm not ashamed.
there were rolls with just one bite out of each one leading to the bedroom. you were laying on the bed naked and yelled 'you did it you followed the bread crumbs!'
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