she has a tiny mouth but huuuge vocal chords
speaking of unleashing monsters, we need to get condoms
You should swallow it and be like the ticking crocodile. Only you play Still of the Night.
Stop introducing me to people as your little sister.
I don't think the lady gaga poster on your wall qualifies you as a brother.
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Every perfect package comes with a warning label.
Dude, I swear her tits are going to give me a concusion.
How was my weekend? I just blew my nose and a gram of coke fell out. My weekend was fantastic.
Dude, for twins they have shockingly different blowjob styles.
STOP FUCKING MY SISTERS!!!!
Lock the bathroom door next time you are going to masterbate with the shower head, okay?
I was just power-washing my vagina.
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Again. I'm very sorry I tried to poke your eye out. You've been aware of my inability to aim since day one.
I pour the whiskey from now on
I'm hungover from the 8pm vodka and still drunk from the 5am beer.
Is that strawberry winking at me??
You lost to your mom AND grandma in beer pong last night. pretty sure that constitutes a retirement from the sport
You have such a talent for this
Friendship, or finding weed?
Yes
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