I've decided that life's journeys are more fun when your moral compass hangs in front of you and swings with each step
Sex tip #67: Jizz in the eye is very near the equivalent to pepper spray. Not recommended for pleasure enhancement.
and unfortunately for you, hallmark doesnt make a "sorry i was getting a blowie in the backseat of your car while you were driving, projectiled my jizz onto your hand, and caused you to crash" card
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
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i threw up in a box in my own lap driving today.
If you were curious as to how many pounds of bagged marijuana can fit in the trunk of a 2010 Chevrolet Aveo, we now have the answer
My date just wheeled me home in a shopping cart but it was normal
just had sex on top of a camper looking at the stars, BEAT THAT.
From what I can tell at a cursory glance, it seems that last night I fell asleep on string cheese and it melted into my bra.
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well. can officially check "get caught having sex on the front porch by the neighbors" off the bucket list.
So you're at your daughter's volleyball game looking at dicks online? That's amazing.
No, I was picking her up from volleyball and sitting in my car looking at dicks.
I'm sitting in my car avoiding a customer. Apparently the new year hasn't affected my attitude nor work ethic
I've been trying to fall asleep with ice packs covering my vagina for the last hour... Sorry for being vulgar. I'm going to kill myself.
"I mean like shit happens" should never be an excuse for anything
My parents are being so annoying about my colon.
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