Had a 3 sum last night, and today food just taste better and the air seems so much fresher!
they made me velveta mac and cheese and fish. I wanna stay here the rest of my life
you'd be confused too if you woke up to pictures of a ghostbuster doing body shots off you.
he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
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Worst night here by far. And ive slipped in my own piss so thats saying something
in the event i get tipsy, my nipples are your responsibility
you should be careful. everyone knows your chances of pregnancy increase by 100 percent when youre the daughter of a religious figure
Today's forecast is horny with strong chance of booty calls. Low of Craigslist cruising, and a high of climaxing in a stranger's bed.
Congratulations on your lack of fetus.
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he gave me a thermos so I could take my coffee with my on drive of shame. I was unexpectedly grateful...
I was going through my mom's stuff to find her xanax, and I found her vibrators instead. Plural. That is like the opposite of what I wanted.
I got blood in my smoothie but it still tastes ok. Fuck glenfiddich.
It was after I slept with him he tells me he's a juggalo
Well it was nice knowing him
Dude chill patience is a virtue.
WHY DOES PATIENCE HAVE TO BE A VIRTUE, WHY CAN'T HURRY THE FUCK UP BE A VIRTUE?
Anyone who can sit 4 hours in a doobie circle with their feet in a kiddie pool is ok by me
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