I'm watching harry potter...good thing I already know I'm gay
matt is drinking blue powerade and it looks like he has hypothermia. i can't take this kid anywhere.
I just single handedly caused ferngully by printing the wrong 900 page document
I am drinking ovaltine with peppermint schnapps. My childhood could have been so much better.
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we were naked in his bed and he told me all about what a "baller" alexander the great was.
Well if my looks don't work with her I'll eat the 50 nuggets to impress her fat roommate.
Um, so I couldn't say it in person, but if you find my underwear in your office. Sorry. I couldn't find them, so yea.
You can't break up with me and ask me for a handjob on the same day. At least not in that order.
My vagina can tell he is in a metal band. I dont know if I can sit down.
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He walked door to door asking if anyone needed to get laid. Surprisingly, that ended his drought
You know he really cares when he gives you one of those on-the-go toothbrushes for your walk of shame before running to work
Dont judge the spank bank, just be happy that you were deposited there.
Is it unhealthy for me to do shots of pinnacle by myself in my apartment right now? Asking for a friend
I like to make sure they know it's casual by giving then a high five after sex
After we fucked we sat in bed and watched Charlie St. Cloud and he fed me ice cream. It was probably the most romantic thing I've ever done.
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