So... how did lowering your standards work out last night?
How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
We almost didn't get a second pitcher, but now we're getting a sixth.
It's like there's a party and my mouth and everyone's throwing up
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im eating kix cereal and taking shots by myself. please come hang out with me. im desperate
I'm just concerned it's gonna end up in my vagina again
I woke up naked on my futon with a blanket half way covering my ass and 20 half eaten chicken wings on my chest... At 7 pm... That kind of day drinking
Nooo, I ran into two if my exes, both having their engagement parties at the bar. It was like a fucking Eskimo family reunion, but with more tequila.
I just got home and someone ate all my chicken nuggets. Bitches be asking for a death sentence?
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dude his girlfriend left the meanest shit just marinating in our toilet. I'm gonna have to snap chat this out, theres no other option. prepare yourself
I need a conscience and I need it yesterday.
In retrospect, vomiting out of a moving vehicle on the third date should have been a deal breaker
I just tried to dye my pubic hair teal for her
Omg worst high ever. I'm watching Parks and Rec, and all i can think about is how andy, leslie, and tom are my closest friends. Forever alone.
Is it too much to ask to have a life partner who has both male and female sex organs that looks cute and sounds like a female Antonio Banderas and likes to get weird?
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