Dude?? where did you go after Wildcats last night? Last I heard you went off with one of the girls we danced with?
Negative - This is his GF, Bobby is in Jail for a DUI. Thanks for the info.
I'm still with the girl from last night. remember to call me conrad and that i work for PETA
airport. 106 proof japanese liquor. 4 little travel size containers. im proud to be smarter than the average american.
once she started licking the door on the stall, i got out of there and told her bf "this is your problem now" and walked away
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knew i was gonna lose at a shoe or be bleeding at some point. and both happened within 20 mins.
All I remember is running out of the bathroom with one shoe on and the other in my hand. Pretty sure I was yelling as well.
College: when you have to set an alarm to start drinking
We played alot of beer pong and ventured into the woods with tiki torches
he gave me a thermos so I could take my coffee with my on drive of shame. I was unexpectedly grateful...
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No, the moral of my Oxford interview was "Never snort caffeine pills".
It's statistically impossible for there not to be at least one guy sexting you right now
Hey can you explain why there's a dissected coconut in my purse????
He has a bear rug in his room. I'm going to ask if we can have sex on it. Wilderness sex.
I thought i was doing pretty well but I walked into my first class and everyone on my side of the room immediately asked how drunk and high I was
It’s like a sexy version of those choose your own adventure books from when we were kids. No matter what you choose, there will be penis!
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