let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
if you could put a roof over IU campus it would be the biggest whorehouse in the nation
Not too sure about the toy story pull ups. The kids point to their crotch all day and say woody.
They are making fun of natty and blackberries.
Tell them they are ugly.
i got us a cheese tray and a bottle of whiskey
ugh yes i love our date nights
currently wearing a football players overly sized underwear. discovered a shot count on my leg. I'm a tank hahahhh
She had forties taped to her hands and was trying to give him a hand job while he was passed out, with everyone in the living room.
I can't even look at my running shoes. I swear I drank more in the last 2 days than the last 6 months combined
"I feel morally obligated to vote for him since he's my drug dealers dad"
He can kiss the multicultural 3 some goodbye
Anyone who does not consider cereal and wine as a balanced breakfast needs to leave immediately.
Vodka for breakfast. With a side of Frankenberries. Don't judge me.
Dignity. Ruined. Must. Smoke. Weed.
he had a bulletproof vest and a pocket full of lollipops! how was i suppose to say no.
The only food I have to eat is weed gummies and magic mushrooms... This is peak 34
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