i wonder if detective benson from law and order takes those handcuffs home. i bet she does.
No see this is how It goes: guys will fuck virgin girls. But girls don't really want to fuck virgin guys. So you're good have no fear.
I just remember standing in the shower with you eating chips.
she just uttered the sweetest sentence in the english language...my stripper friends are coming over
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They have a pepper shaker for pot.
he just came in and straightened the chair and left again
Well no need to be a stranger, even if you aren't interested in joining my bisexual polygamist marriage. New city, new friends.
you two really need to work out your issues. my vagina can't handle another week of your pent up frustrations.
looking at my texts from you makes me want to throw up in my pants
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I want to get so drunk, you will need subtitles to understand me. Rough week.
There's jack Daniels coming out of my eyes instead of tears.
We can't be fuck buddies. You stare into my eyes while we fuck.
I'm watching sex and the city with my wine and Wendy's. I'm not sure if this is single woman empowerment or not.
Just wanted to share my unfortunate vagina news in the hopes that it would make your vagina feel better about itself.
dude new orleans is fucking wild these two guys just performed dueling banjos except they were actually fighting with the banjos
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