i just shoved 27 marshmallows in my mouth
well thats a nice change of pace from what you normally put in your mouth
"romantic friends" sounds more classy then friends with benfits
just upgraded from jello shots to jello bowls blacking out just got that much more delicious
those 9 inches of man changed my life forever.
Oh and jess is gonna pee in our guest bedroom to mark her territory.
and on the second day it was tequilla tuesday. and the lord saw it was good.
I sang again at the bar lastnight I don't think alanis morrset knew when she wrote you outta know that the drunk version was going to be go fuck yourself Josh and Chelsea. I love $2 wells.
I don't think eating half of a pickle out of my mouth counts as getting to know me
I am going to wait until he wakes up to set his couch on fire and then pee it out. That way he knows it was not an accident.
that was THE gayest party i've ever been to
To be fair, the theme was Cabaret. I don't know what you were expecting.
Yuck. My throat feels like someone chucked a couple of Maltov cocktails down it and finished it off with a super soaker filled with Jameson.
What's the mantra for Sunday?
I will not have sex with him.
Last night was like blooper reel sex. He dropped me!!
You challenged a dog groomer that she couldn't cut human hair ... How's the shaved head
How are you feeling today?
Like Satan handed me a grenade and ass sandwich.
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