at least after i hook up with someone i have the decency to ignore them
standing in line at subway, they've got 'stand up and get crunk' blaring. the lines out the door and everyone is dancing. Lombardi Gras rules.
My mom said I should get that 'not fucking anybody' problem fixed.
we knew we'd be okay when we walked up to the dealers house and he asked us to please be quiet as to not wake his nana.
I'm currently looking through google images of circumsized penises and realizing how vital pre-marital sex is.
Boise Idaho, where you have a one night stand with someone from your town 3 states away and run into them the day you return...
Just say the word and u can be elbow deep in this glorious rack
This is why I love you...
I think I'm leaving the streamers and balloons up from 4th of july till after he stops by. It'll be like the universe is celebrating his massive dick.
YOU MAKE ANAL SEX SOUND LIKE A SPORTING EVENT
He was very considerate of my needs, he offered me pizza before and after.
Like who turns down taking a nap inside of someone in 2014.
Before getting out of the car, she said "Thanks for getting me off." I like how polite she is.
I hooked up with the sexiest couple in the LAX BATHROOM IN THE CHANGING FAMILY ROOM HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA
I did not get pleasing results from googling “Bob Ross goat”
I just remembered something from last night. check your closet.
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