Sry I called you an 8
The maid of honor just puked.
you didnt remember my name all night. you kept referring to me as "the blonde with the fat ass"
Sometimes I wish I could peel his face off and use it to take all the money out of his account.
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Contrary to what peaches says, you can't fuck the pain away. Full story later. Have a good morning, buddy.
making your facebook status TEQUILA is like basically saying "im easy tonight. feel free to take advantage"
I thought you just gave him blowjobs and he criticized your drug use.
All I'm asking for is flower occasionally, and in return you get to come home to me naked in heels. Is that to much to ask for?
Well, we could've been at the bar taking a shot everytime my rash spread. But Noooooo. You had to go out with your non- girlfriend. Lame.
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I woke up to find a bottle of Bacardi in my shower rack. How was your night?
Btw there's a hedgehog in my room. Don't get it high
Can I put tequila in the fish bowl? I think he wants to party too
Idk, but the girl in his story had really nice eyebrows and was singing The Climb. How about you CLIMB the fuck away from my man
FORGET THE EYEBROWS
I burned my tit while he banged me and it was still the best kitchen sex EVER!!!
Remember how I was complaining about how no guy has ever gotten me off?
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