piano lessons. No girlfriend. What's up.
Just woke up on a couch in the FIJI house with 2 missed calls from someone I saved in my phone as "Some DU Kid Named TJ Maybe"
you make me proud to be your friend
I got to watch him fuck me from behind in the reflection of an ornament. so glad I decorated.
Well, I just hope you know I had your best interests at heart when I put your sandwich down my pants.
I kept petting the scarves and telling customers to "feel that shit"
Stop drinking at work.
We need to get her a baby shower present. And no, a blow up sex doll with her dead boyfriends picture stuck to it, is not appropriate.
you seemed to enjoy falling down hill
wow, never heard the last few months of my life put so succint
Ummm Im the uneducated alcoholic of the group... if I say its a bad idea, its probably a bad idea.
So as a result of a tragic manscaping accident I've had to shave all the hair off of my legs. The result is... not great
So unless we're getting married, I can't see him cry AND have sex with him. It just doesn't work like that.
I feel like it is our duty to make homophobic people more afraid of us. They're never going to change, but maybe we can get to a "wrath of god" kind of worship-him-or-he'll-destroy-you-with-his-care-bear-stare type thing.
We’re leaving where are you
Hold on Toxic just started playing
I love you man I just want to hold you and fuck you until you only know my name
I don't know who you are but HOW THE FUCK DID YOU GET MY NUMBER
You were so drunk last night that you fell thru the bathroom door at the bar, ripping it off the hinges in the process. But, your birthday tiara stayed on thru the whole thing. I'd call it a succcessful evening. Happy birthday kiddo!
I have to start drinking water I have a drug test to fail at 1:40
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