We Started drinking at 8am and left the bar around 11pm....I hate ALL green things
Is it sad that I woke up to more "Happy Holidays" texts on 4/20 than I did on Christmas?
Is there any chance I can see you without pouring vodka on your head?
He licked the chalk off his shirt, then spat the Mountain Dew from his mouth onto the shirt and sucked on it. And thats him sober.
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Hardcore start to spring break. Mike is wearing adult diapers because the only stop we are making is for gas.
Cause its not a drunken adventure unless someone ends up in a pool
You told us that you don't have to wait in line at Taco Bell. Then, drove up to the window and grabbed someone else's food.
Itd be nice if there was a level of interest in me somewhere in between the indifference and obsession that I've only been attracting
At least I made out with him before he made out with that dog...
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I just sent an "I'm sorry I forged a prescription in your name" email. It was one of the more awkward things I've done this week.
Is it too early to get staydrunk at 1pm on Friday for Monday's St Patty's day
I would have wore underwear last night if I knew I had to change a tire this morning
Dude. So. Much. Sex. Find a girl in her 30s. Now.
Ahhh, the bane of our relationship.... His mediocre penis
there are LEGIT cum stains on my ceilling. ON THE CEILLING!! you tell me how the relationship was.
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