3:38a: you guys up to anything right now?
For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
And i quote: "where's y'alls from comin' in with them accents?" - from a mississipi mcdonalds
so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
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Ambien does the same to me. One time that I took it, I got this huge bowl of spaghetti out of the fridge and thought it was a castle and that the meatballs were little slaves. I ate all of them first and then the noodles were the soldiers and the sauce was the water in the moat. And when I finished, I fell up the stairs and threw it all up.
He came in, laid on our floor and started to make a snow angel.. On the floor. Then he just left never said a word. 20 mins later walked back in and dropped his pants, looked down and said "wow im happy i had boxers on."
it's ok. you also told me I can feel free to vomit on your blow dryer sometime.
You can duct tape yourself to me so we dont lose you and you dont have to celebrate your birthday alone
It is too early in this hangover to be seeing some guys ass crack.
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Neat. I'm thinking about growing a handlebar muffstache. What are your thoughts on this?
I have no idea what those words in that order meant, but if you go to Florida send me pics of strippers
I just went to add a song I had never heard before to my "high as fuck" playlist and it was already there.
This is possibly the most humiliating moment of my life. I have diarrhea, in a port-a-potty, at the Renaissance Festival.
Also, can next Friday be Long Underwear Friday instead of Jockstrap Friday? Because I'm about to cough up a testicle.
this is honestly why we're friends. we drink tea and plan to do drugs together.
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