Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
Theres also beggin' strips and a dog bone in the corner...nooo signs of there being a dog though.
idk whats worse playing power hour to yourself, or the fact that you were having fun while doing it
You only ask me to come over when your gf is gone, and thats usually at midnight to cook chicken salad and watch you pass out
while we were making out your friend starting kissing my toes and all you had to say was "just go with it"
not good my parents heard a big thud and found me passed out in the bathrrom abt an hr ago. hit my head arm and side. dont remember. real talk.
The walls are thin & apartments are narrow so all the bedrooms are next to each other. Our complex could compete in synchronized orgasms.
if I'm at school tomorrow just indulge my moment of pity and let me cry on your shoulder
How do I discreetly dispose of sex toy packaging that is recyclable? What to do...what to do?
We're you guys there last night when everyone started chanting "Nacho Steph"? Someone picked me up, carried me to the nacho cheese and made me do a nacho cheese stand.
If you can't have hot, loud sex in a dorm for the last time ever, what can you do in this world?
EX BOYFRIEND'S TWINS WERE BORN TODAY. THIS CALLS FOR A MARG.
Currently watching high school football on ESPN. Drink every time they say 'this kid's got potential' or 'look at this kid go' or 'atta kid' We're done for..
I need mimosas to revive my soul
Reminder to self: never have sex on a trampoline. Trampoline burn hurts worse than carpet burn.
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