think what you will about my sexuality, just get the cigarettes
I could literally track my booty calls if I ever got knocked up by my parking tickets
Just filled up my pledge keg goblet with coffee at bp. They can judge all they want. At least I'm not killing baby dolphins.
Depending on hangover severity. The fact that I can spell severity is in your favor.
How would one go about tricking someone into chugging an entire bottle of tequila?
I am trying to think of a way to tell him about thanksgiving and the following weekend in a way that makes me sound funny and exciting and not like an alcoholic
All I've had today is a brownie and a shot of Jack, so you know. I'm doing ok.
I just got back to our room ....neither of us spent the night there but both our beds are occupied. send help.
I'm really hot. went tanning and this cheeseburger shirt like isn't breathable
brushed my teeth nine times since getting home, still afraid there are pubes hiding in between my molars. fucking gummy bears
Thanks for bringing me tea/a bucket. You have earned yourself a face touch.
we're in NC now and so far we've smoked a blunt in every state with the exception of Tennessee which we accidentally went to
I had a sex with someone last night and I was so drunk. i told him to tell me his whole name so I can say it back to him in a "sexy" way.... Because I forgot it
I'm good. Got my nipples pierced and threw my back out. 🙌
He put on star wars porn, i thought it was hilarious last night but now i'm wondering why he has star wars porn
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