Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
Yeah i mean there's 3 guys fighting over me. It would just be bitchy of me not to get with at least 1.
is she serious with that outfit? Why doesnt she just paste a for sale sign on her boobs?
Just woke up. First thing I see: Little brother eating last night's jello shots thinking they're reg jello.
Want to come to my BBQ and Blow party?
How was the bike ride?
Nope. High in the basement. Fruit cups.
He told me he finished so fast because he's a sprinter. I hate athletes who are really just pussies.
She punched my vomit. In midair. Back into my mouth.
After he told me that it's up to him to carry on his family name, I almost felt bad for not letting him cum inside me.
it would be nice to just get drunk, not hook up with anyone, and not die this weekend
I've never had to kick an employee out of bed to go to work before.
I can't decide if I miss drinking or you, they are so closely connected.
I didnt know whether I was going to vomit or orgasm because I was feeling both sensations
before i went to bed i wrote myself a note that says 'i feel all swirly'
come on Dane.. ive been there. im like the female version of you, except with morals
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