I just realized that the music from spongebob is also used in real sex HBO.
My cousin had a baby so we have to look at it. Apparently the event is byob
i got us a cheese tray and a bottle of whiskey
ugh yes i love our date nights
I smell like booze and the valet literally buckled me in, def top 3 walks of shame
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the beer staff turned into a beer spear way to quickly
It's like a puppy that we have to take care of at all times or else she'll get sad, lonely, and chew on the furniture. And by 'chew on the furniture', I mean have anonymous sex.
Your brother came in a girls mouth for the first time last night... Ah the tales told whilst buying minors beer.
Would it be bad if I bought her bread, meat, cheese, and stuff as her christmas present so she can make me a sandwich?
I will always remember that night by waking up in that tablecloth the next morning
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On our way there. Drinking my beer out of a coffee pot. Cuz it's my bday
I just got high off one hit and the. Spent 20 minutes inspecting the gasket of our refridgerator and researching ways to replace it
She asked me to come on her OkCupid date with her
He was going down on me and all I could think about was how proud of me you'd be
sorry for showing your butt to the bar
sorry for licking your cheek
I just googled "how to blow an uncircumcised guy" and did serious research. That's how badly I want to fuck him.
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