I know it's VERY late and i know i may have burdened you, but on the chance that it's sat nite- are you up or willing to be? Christinas camping and i'm chillin alone.
they need to just BURY HIM!
If your still trying to figure out the moment I stopped caring; it was the point in which you said "I really wasn't sure whose baby it was"
Well, if your day started with strippers, then we're tied. Otheriwse, I'm winning.
He violated my cat. I was not impressed.
i just got yelled at for having sex. this sorority thing is worst than being at home. at least at home they think im still a virgin
We learned a lot about one another. I showed him around the town I grew up in and he informed me that he has had a threesome and killed a cat
Sorry I don't make house calls. You wanna get blown you come over here. It's like rock paper scissors but vagina ALWAYS beats penis
I FINALLY HAVE A REASON TO DYE MY PUBES BLUE!!!
A cute girl just told me she forgot to take her birth control and winked... I've never been so conflicted about fleeing in terror
Looking back on this weekend, I'm most grateful I never brought up with word "toe-fucking" at the bachelorette party.
He started french braiding my hair while I was blowing him. The question is not why, but how.
all i remember is slapping you in the face with a slice of pizza while laughing maniacally.
Would it be creepy if I masturbated with my face in the pillow he slept on last night? Cuz I'm pretty sure that's about to happen
At least you didn't lose your virginity to chumbawumba
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