I just sneezed and it tasted like taco bell.
So for a second i just thought clitoris was a disease.
He just called shotgun on the way to the squad car.
the elusive kegmastree, who's mystery is only exceeded by it's power
So what do you think the policy is on vomit in rental cars? do I have to clean that up or is that part of the service I'm paying for?
We are not in the same countries and I heard about your hook up last night BEFORE you.
No, but its not like diarrhea. i swear its like my intestines had a secret bank account and i just punched in the right pin.
I just ate a can of beans for dinner so I can afford to go get a 5$ bottle of wine. I really did not think these choices would still be necessary at age 25.
you're avoiding the subject, i want to know how you ended up at the strip club with the dog, fucker
I've started a list of places i want to drink. To go along with the list of places i want to have sex. Lincoln's log cabin is on both.
Nah, just ran around, pinned random men to walls, bit their lips of and booked it.
If his smile makes you freak out and drop things imagine what his penis could do
I'm just sayin. If your gonna cheat go for someone TOTALLY different. Fucking her twin would be a waste.
Come camping we have xanax and steaks
Wtf is this place? I don't see any alcohol and I feel like we were supposed to bring our own strippers.
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