marko just referred to some fat asian and a portly friend as Jupiter and one of its moons. unreal. hyte!
The human being growing inside of her was a mistake. Lets just hope the boyfriend isn't.
And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
He was probably pissed, but i couldn't tell for sure. How pissed can someone really look while holding a fishbowl mimosa?
underwater hpnotiq shots? sure why not.
is it cool if i crash at ur house this weekend again bro
yea dude but i wld bring a sleeping bag or something just in case. or u may just have to shack up with a woman or 2 cuz we hav 10 girls visiting/staying over at my house.
how did u manage to make sleeping with a bunch of girls sound like an inconvenience?
You don't understand. He was so ginger that he could make red hair a dominant gene. And I refuse to torture my future spawn like that.
According to you, you were with your "Eskimo bro for life" last night.
We got Pizza Hut & Papa Johns, delivered within seconds of each other, and both delivery people did a shot. I was put on Earth for this moment.
My Internet history has 23 searches for 24 hour cake. Self respect plummeting.
She just texted me apologizing for taking selfies on my phone then asked me to send them to her
Also the fuck cup must be buried with me
I'm sorry you caught us fucking in your bathroom. If it makes you feel any better when I tried to put my pants back on I dropped them in the toilet.
Every FB picture she has looks like it's from the POV of the guy she's blowing
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