Raging hang over. 6AM finish. Shat on a bag of trash in an alley. D L that last bit.
she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
Should I feel bad that I fucked her and made her ride my little brothers razor scooter home?
I'd say I should re evaluate my life choices, but I'd make the same decisions only faster and wearing a push up bra.
His roommate left already and took the beer pong table so we had to take off his bedroom door. Maybe res life won't notice.
I seriously don't understand how you keep getting laid.
Because I'm like the spider of false hope. I spin elaborate tales and snare them in my web of utter disappointment. They soon realize their mistake, but by then it's too late.
oh yeah, there may or may not be a large boa loose in the house when you get home.
Ohmygod. I don't know if I can explain how great it'll be. I hope you don't mind Subaru sex
yo knit me an eyepatch. but also make it usable as a thong
Took his shirt off. Announced he was Jesus. Threw up. Asked me to cuddle him to sleep. And then tried to kiss me. Typical Saturday night.
Holy Hangover.. I'm marrying whoever put this water by my bed
Lol woke up with mangoes in bed with me
I left him naked in his bed. I did cover his junk with a blanket in case his roommate walked in later though. so I don't feel as bad about it.
Beer Olympics must happen in honor of the legit Olympics.
And by "sexually intimate," you mean fuck buddies?
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