at FSU your more likely to get an STD than a parking spot
She was so bad on top that i found myself watching a TV that wasn't even turned on
My family just suggested tequila shots. I had Vietnam style flashbacks.
I just sneezed alcohol in a candle and started a fire.
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So my professor just changed my Final to 7:45am on May 6th. Shouldn't a Spanish professor understand the implications of Cinco de Mayo???
He woke up, got my bottle of water and poured it on me and then went back to sleep. Not really how I want to wake up at 2 a.m.
I just laid my head on this pillow and I smelt your penis. It was comforting.
My roommates just built a mini golf course upstairs while I was sleeping.
He taped a champagne bottle to both his hands and called himself edward champagne hands. At one point he poured some on his lap and said " Just needed to make sure my dick got some too"
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I just got attacked by a swarm of butterflies. Nothing is okay anymore.
I had a drink called "the white nun." It tasted like Marshmallows, and celibacy.
Ohh I see how it works, eat pussy and I get Reese's pieces.
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
Oh man I knew I took that Molly too soon, talkin to some Scottish people lol but don’t like rollin in pizza restaurants.
I taught three men with PhDs how to make a gravity bong last night. I love academia.
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