I haven't seen Daniella all day...are you sure she was safe going home with that guy?
oh don't worry! i asked him if he was a rapist. he said no
I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
SECOND walk of shame from the westside Hilton, SECOND foreign family w kids staring at me in my dress, glitter purse, spiky heels and booze breath. I said I was going to church. More confusion.
If a cop asks you "Where do you go for fun?", it's not a pick up line...especially if he just pulled you over.
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thanks so much for stopping me from telling him i want to have sex with him while i proceeded to hookup with the air.
I want what they have, but in the meantime I have a whole bottle of rum to which I'm quite devoted
It's a given that you're going to get peed on at a country concert
Just realized Ive had sex in or around each thing listed in Green Eggs and Ham besides the fox.
She rode an inflatable shark down the stairs. Viva shark week.
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Well you finally jumped into that tree you've always wanted into and some girl gave you an 8.5. You were very happy.
Is it wrong i wouldn't sleep with him because his boxers said #1 dad all over them?
I'm still working on figuring out my birthday blowjob schedule. I'd love to just have all three of them get in there but I get the feeling they wouldn't like that.
Well I woke up at my house so that's a plus. But I'm pretty sure I peed on my sofa because I woke up in the pee position.
do you ever just look around and think about how great it is to have depth perception? Like it's really, really cool when u think about it
I found myself looking up beard accounts while masturbating, I guess that's what it's come to.