I'm either too drunk or not bisexual anymore
for me the strap perfect is like a chastity belt
facebook friend requested him the morning after while he was still asleep in my bed, a whole new level of creeper even for me
Ill bet we could have atleast fucked a girl who fucked a guy who has fucked tara reid. That's a famous circle right?
Don't freak out about the couches in the driveway. We tried to unpack the uhaul drunk.
Gave the kid in the wheelchair at the bus stop a beer and proceede to lift him on the bus. porch drinking brings out the best in everyone
THERE WAS A HANDPRINT OF BLOOD ON HIS SHOULDER
Things got outta hand once she told me to water-board her with Patron.
2000 dollars has been put in for bail money. Also we're signing contracts
It's like we come as a package. Your slogan should be "be in my family, sleep with my roommate."
My slogan can be "bonding the family together. One dick at a time."
Youll thank me when youre dead an dont have a cat eating your face
Naked. naked and bneed help.
I last recall trying to play piano and asking justin for drugs. I would like to think I then gracefully laid down on the couch and shut my eyes like a sleeping kitten.
You yelled "Everybody!!! Round of applause to Jill for not doing anal!!" Right in front of him.
I put on a tiger onsie to initiate sex... It worked