Dating is not our generation's strong point. We're an era that's good at getting laid.
whatcha mean you cant get rid of genital warts? thats not what my girlfriend says
Im pretty sure he just said he wants to make a baby with me, but he's pretty shitfaced, so I'm not sure if he knows who I am.
Going out so taking the 2nd 1/2 of beer w/ me ont'tube in a Pringles tube. I give money to people on the street that have more self respect.
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I just want to know what horrible accidents of evolution allowed that tiny penis to exist
I pretended I didn't remember seeing him hookup with that freshman, and he pretended he didn't remember seeing me hookup with that old guy. We have a beautiful and unawkward friendship.
At what point does "I'm too high to deal with you right now" stop being rude?
Also I had a dream we made my birth control into a joint. What does that mean?
So on a scale of 1 to Friendship-Over, how mad would you be if a rando I brought home sharted on the shag carpet in the living room?
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I think if wine wasn't a thing I'd give up on life.
Side note: the physics of a guy my size and age getting laid in the backseat of a Toyota Camry are absolutely staggering
You gotta have 1 orgasm for me and the rest can be for you. I'm living vicariously through you 😂
Have you ever given your heart and soul to someone and they turn out to be nothing but a great fuck that makes a mean grilled cheese because same
Finally get to put my practical writing degree to use! I'm writing a craigslist ad for a threesome
dude it's 9am and i'm still drunk it's too early for sexting
You're not who I thought you were. You've changed.