goodnight i made you a song goodbye
Im so sleepy and hes snoring super loud! i just wanna suffocate him, sleep, and deal with the body when I wake up
no matter how many times i close my eyes and hit ignore on my phone. i must remind myself shit i still have to see her at work
I seriously need to stop naming my lingerie sets after the boys I wear them for. I seriously just asked mom if she put Brett in the dryer
who the fuck is that kid sitting with you...
I don't have any fucking idea. I woke up and he was there. I'm kinda creeped out.
His glasses broke on the way to the bar aNd he ended up talking to this butterface all night. I didn't have the heart to tell him
i am positive it's ok to drink. it's just pieces of the plastic knife i forgot was in the blender.
Giving me the bigger bowl of ramen isn't considered "romantic"
I found an HIV test/information brochure on the kitchen table and what i can only assume to be an "I'm sorry you might have AIDS" gift bag, complete with a candle and popcorn, and I haven't seen you in 36 hours. You good?
it's gotten to the point where there are no existing good choices. even our good choices are bad choice by anyone's standards but ours.
It's probably because the lack of alcohol in your stomach. Alcohol kills bacteria. I am a doctor. Trust me
Making cookies for neighbors. Spill beer all over dough. Bake anyways. From good neighbors back to the shitty college kids next door in under 3 seconds.
Was I at least a good cuddler? Like at least honorable mention?
If my life today were a movie the subtitle would be: Revenge of the Beer Shits
But like it was sooo bad! At one point he tried to flip me over and he fell off the bed
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