Totally saw a hot amputee. I think this is called character growth.
youll never guess who i didnt fuck at that party
At least you're going to bed with all the teeth you woke up with
Oh no, it isn't official until she poops.
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I just saw a girl walk by me wearing a "kiss me I'm pro choice" shirt. Is that a signal for easy access?
Your dignity remains intact. He, on the other hand, is completely convinced he slept with your cat.
It was her first time with a girl so I put on my tegan and Sara playlist to really get the full experience.
I was thinking about getting her an edible arrangement for an engagement gift. You want in?
I'm buying her a drink and not telling her to dump his ass. that's my gift.
I paused mid sex to tell him I wished I'd taken up barrel racing so I could ride better.
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Nothing is worse than post drunken playoff baseball loss sex
I just remembered something. Did we really all flash the cab driver to get half off?
I would just like to go ahead and accept my slut of the year award.
It's like 10 times better than an Oscar
My passport was stamped in Canada two weeks ago. One step closer to uncovering wtf happened that night
Well I got black out drunk before the rehearsal dinner and berated my family with insults. But other then that it was a good time
I don't know what it is about this quarantine, but I have never written this much smutty fanfic in my life and I am loving it!
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