You're mentally unstable and I would hate to be you
Best look from Detroit today: running across the street with your buttcheeks on display carrying a 40 oz. Or maybe being crazy-pregnant and screaming and slamming a pay phone. Toss up.
well there was some sort of sex marathon going on in my house last night..jess and i vs my parents...and im ashamed to say that we lost and my parents out-sexed us
he was like "finding out that arrested development was cancelled" bad
great, thanks for announcing that I gave you head over twitter
at least I said it was good
never thought i'd see a ''climb of shame'' until she came down from the attic in front of the whole party..
It was mandatory to shotgun a beer before we were allowed to eat dinner
I swear this girl is like a Cross between Danny Devito and Anne Heche....the Lesbian Years.
I was thinking of baby names while I was giving him a blow job
The drugs are starting to wear off. Suddenly aware there's a girl with bald patches and 2 guys that don't have a full set of teeth between them.
I WISH WE COULD PLAY THE DRINKING GAME TOGETHER AND THEN BANG FOR AMERICA.
It was drunk tag. I was Alice in wonderland chasing a ballerina who was chasing Lance Armstrong who had needles in his arms.
I have rug burns on my nipples. Thanks for being an awesome wing girl.
My moral compass kept pointing to his penis.
sober me needs to have more faith in drunk me.
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