it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
You saying I have a drinkingg problem is like saying Superman has a flying problem.
i just woke up to 15 people singing a whole new world
Drinking wine out of an empty soup can and watching spongebob squarepants.. I eveb hate myself
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just saw a couple drunkenly stumble over to the family planning aisle of Walgreens. inspiring.
i'm not accepting baked goods from anyone for awhile. especially after the stalker pie.
You walked away saying that you had to pee and you never came back. We found you an hour later in his roommate's bed. Under the covers. Still in your wet bathing suit.
Advice for you. Never grate cheese on your counter then not cleanup the scraps, then have your bf over and endup having sex on the counter. Theres literally cheese melted in and around my ass.
I drank toilet water last night, I can't answer you because my phone is in rice.
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In the middle of me riding him, he stopped me and said "You're the kind of person who would be restrained for being obnoxiously drunk on an airplane, huh?"
Whats a polite way to say 'if you havent put on a freshman 15 i would like to see you during break'?
I have never been that aroused while laughing my ass off in my life
Im too stoned for my mom to be picking up hitch hikers. Help.
She’s super into those renaissance faires. But, if you can’t actually stab anyone, what’s the point?
can we do this tomorrow? ...i accidently got high.
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