My ass is singing 4 different tunes right about now... Taco Bell was a bad idea!
Can't remember why I called but it definitely had something to do with Lou Bega
mom and dad are leaving for florida on 4/20, this is a sign
No flamethrowers. That is a direct order.
I am not apologizing for rubbing my balls on your leg...that is a risk you take when you come out to the bar with me
I was topless in his bathroom sink taking bong rips , goodmorning . He told me he could get use to this
And dont forget my 23rd birthday where with no underwear i crawled through the cage of the police car. Dont get drunk be fore you get drunk.
Ugh. my cast still smells like fermenting hot tub water and bad decisions.
by the end of the night two people were passed out at the table, three on the couches, and one in the bathroom. it looked like someone pumped sleeping gas into the middle of a dinner party.
I mean i can't really be mad...either way i was gonna fuck him or hate fuck him, so it's basically a win/win situation.
This is irresponsible on your part, leaving me alone in a bar.
He's both a cowboy and a firefighter. Saying "no" was not an option.
I'm pretty sure I said "this might be the last time I'm in here" but then I took his pants off so that's a mixed message
Visibly drunk girl eating alone at a souplantation just spilled salad all over her body. It was me
Oh no. Did we do a blood oath again?!