You dirty dirty liar I like the way you twitter
Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
i had a threesome. one of the guys used to bully me in high school too for being gay.
High enough to ask the woman at best buy if she ever feels like she's swimming. and telling the man outside that he smells like happy juice.
Satisfying Perfect Camera Moments
He said I could pay him back in blow jobs. What's the going rate for those these days?
How many strippers in the world do you think have had a debate with someone about the NRA?
Pretty sure I picked a cat up off the street and took him home with me, fed him tuna, then let him go
He never answered about passing his structures test no matter how I asked him. He did send a text saying that he would be "pouring alcohol into his head and balls" so I'm guessing he has to retake the whole class.
You said that when your ex gave you a blowjob her mouth was like velvet
This Dog Travel Carrier is a Must
My motherfucking vibrator ran out of batteries right when I was about to orgasm. It's like he's possessed everything sexual in my life and has compelled it to NOT SATISFY ME.
Overheard-"sex" and "giblet gravy" in the same sentence. Best thanksgiving ever.
We joked about how funny it would be if he got pulled over with 300 breakfast burritos in hus car. We walk outside of the school just as the police lights turn on and pull him over
Other than trying to finger me on the couch in the middle of the bar a few times, you were fine.
ive decided that just saying "yes" when people assume I am something other than Caucasian will highly benefit my love life. last night I was native.
I've been sober for almost two weeks and it's been the worst two weeks ever. Even my mom told me I need to start drinking again.