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Sweetheart, you've always been a horrid bitch...
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beer for lunch on the first day back to school.... too soon?
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Just asked my dog if he was proud of me for making it home. That drunk.
My sister came home, pulled two nalgene bottles of jaeger-bomb out of the fridge, changed out her 3 inch heels for 6 inch heels and left in under 3 minutes. I've never been more proud of her.
i'm only riding in the trunk because they put the case of beer back here..
im sure shes a lovely person but i cant be friends with someone that doesnt drink. its just not right.
i got her number while she was sitting next to her boyfriend. her actual number. i might be a superhero
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HOLD ONTO YOUR PANTIES AND SAY GOODBYE TO THE REMAINDER OF YOUR INTEGRITY
There's that certain point at night when you start saying things like s'mores should be used in foreign relations. I reached it.
Changed all my ex bf's names to "no" in my phone so the next time I try to drunk text one of them it'll basically be like Russian roulette
Also, you think turning 23 is bad, I just ran into the guy that gave my chlymidia
So there is a 50% chance that he just left my house and a 100% chance that I have to be up for work in 2 hours...
The air tonight was full of shame when we saw each other.
Well if u wouldn't have had sex on the front porch last night I think that could have been avoided.
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