You're mentally unstable and I would hate to be you
i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
my ex gf has sooo many hot friends... i feel like im at a grocery store when on her fb... just shopping around.
Yeah he kicked my ass... He probably wouldnt have hit me as hard though if I wasnt lauging and yelling " I fucked your sister I fucked your sister" over and over again.
If they weren't representing Obama and the White House, they definitely would've punched me in the face.
No padding. I spent my whole summer with my nips out. October don't need that too.
she got the mcdonald's logo tattooed on her ass. sober. yesterday at noon.
Personally, if my roommate had a nice friend who made me dinner, gave me free beer, a 4am meal, a couch to sleep on in an apartment on the beach, and breakfast when I woke up, and I found out that said roommate was fucking her, I'd be all... right on! She's cool! Thanks for the quesadillas!
Omg last night I was giving shots out like I was the Willy Wonka of the alcohol world.
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
He was the highest I've ever seen. Almost had him convinced there are only three colors in the rainbow...
Sometimes you just gotta get high and go to a planetarium. Why can't he understand that?
I'm not in bed, I'm driving and puking at the same time.... first for everything
so i was thinking... those 6 am shots weren't really needed.
found my cat trying to steal a lighter to hide away for himself. cat what are you doing. don't pocket my lighter.
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