420 ftw
So drunk, too bad you don't want this
I just want to make him a cookie cake that says "you have no chance with me."
Anything that's based on a blow job I'm in favor of.
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she thought the capital of kansas was topanga.
The only way I made it through work was reminding myself how many margaritas per hour I was making
i can't remember the last friday i didn't spend in the foetal position
he's totally gay but hes wondering what hes missing out on. Im going to show him.
no pressure.
Packing up everything in the dorm. Silly bands to unused condom ratio is ridiculous.
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Get in the lobby, you have to sign my boxers
Remind me to switch to jello when you decide to do shots off my ass. It's so much easier to clean than this pudding.
How many strippers in the world do you think have had a debate with someone about the NRA?
Literally this kid just told me he's not planning to live past 30. Then he hit himself with a frying pan.
Just went to my first strip club and they had Fox News on. Conservative booty time.
My cast smells like cheese steak rolls
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