I accidentally burped into my bong.
Apparently faking a threesome isn't as much fun as you'd think
aaaannd alcoholism beats pride. it's like grown-up rock, paper, scissors
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
Sounds good. I will just get tanked here and wear this batman mask.
I rolled joints beforehand. Lit a candle. Ghetto rigged taping the 40's on my hands and then lit the joint using the flame of the candle.
I'm so proud of your modern ingenuity
I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
Bringing families together since 1987
He is more interested in finding his sweater than he is in having sex with me. It better be a great fucking sweater.
at one point while they were drilling into my jaw I just remember thinking "will I ever be able to suck dick again"
.......he just venmo charged me for the burrito I was eating while he broke up with me
Haha we both slept with guys named Brad born on may 1st. This is a proud day for sisters.
He doesn't have much of a personality but he makes up for it with his sexual prowess
keeper.
Let's just say, I will never again lick an asshole.
Question: how does one descretely ask the ice cream truck driver thats out at 10:00pm if he sells weed?
I have filthy fantasies involving his tongue. My vagina almost exploded while he was licking that ice cream cone.
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