Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
Just saw a homeless guy with a sign that said "Family abducted by aliens. Need money for ransom" and on the back of the sign it said "And it's only $.88"
She just got back from rehab. You dont celebrate that with margaritas.
She wouldn't stop saying her own name. Like a damn pokemon.
She said my main job as maid of honor is to ensure the groom doesn't find out that each of his seven groomsmen has had his penis inside her.
I may have pooped in your shoe. or somewhere else in your closet. its unclear.
I wish him all the best and hope one day he can afford the surgery to remove his head from his ass
Ok everyone, the frat server is slow because of the 11 TB of porn on there. Either clean out your partition by Sunday or it will be erased. Thanks for your help.
The school security guard knows my name.... I think I'm missing some memories...
I don't know. What do people who don't get stoned do?
My legs r really sober for running now
I don't think that's how sobriety works.
don't judge my taste in strippers
So I'm at home coloring while smoking a joint. It can only go down hill from here.
I'm starting to notice a direct correlation between blackouts and broken bones...
So the vodka/tequila mix went down fine but the burp made me cry
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