I was so high i believed someone when they told me le moyne beat syracuse
If it looks like I didn't change from last night, it's because I didn't.
If youre the one that ate my brownies this morning I only have two things to say to you
Those had pot in them
And good luck on your interview asshole
i just woke up reverse cowgirl on my couch. fully clothed. my laptop is on the floor sideways. blasting gay porn and lady gaga. pizza crust everywhere. goodmorning.
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The sex was so good I went temporarily numb. Slightly embarrassing when she pointed out I was kissing my own arm.
Me too it's so nice. Debated studying out there but woulda been 90% babe-watching 5% flexing 3% studying and 2% talkin my boners down.
I will not be held responsible for my vagina's poor judgment.
I'm wearing the monkey suit out tonight. I hope you're ok with it leaving the bedroom
Have you ever come so hard that right after you have the urge to yell "make me a sandwich!"? ...I think my ovaries turned into testicles.
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Dude I was walking down the street and threw up in a plastic cvs bag. Tequila wins again.
anyone can pick a bar fight and pick up a waitress at a bar, not everyone hangout with two wolves. TWO WOLVES.
Can I get my morals surgically removed?
I just chased my birth control with Smirnoff. Shit's about to go down.
Noooo no no no no. She scares me. She means business. She wore a diaper when we went to the bar.
I just want to find somebody intelligent enough to trick my parents into thinking she's not a trophy wife. Is that too much to ask?
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