bella threw up all over the kitchen floor then looked at me, laughed, and walked away
isn't bella the cat???
that she is
i was puking in the toilet, he walked in and to talk to me and started puking in the sink.. Could this be my perfect man??
which bright sisters idea was it to put semi-formal in the middle of no-shave november?
but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
fuck that im pissed. when I come back im ripping forskin off.
Sundays have taken on a whole new meaning when I'm not in bed with an excruciating hangover.
I'm not sure which one did it but one of them fucked the kink out of my neck
I definitely hasselhoffed a taco bell burrito on my kitchen floor in front of my dad and little brother.
seeing two freshman taking a cab home at noon on a Monday makes me realize how much worse my life choices could have been
Topless dodge ball cldnt top that
Id fuck him but only at his house and he had to stay im bed till i left. He only works upper body. It just creeps me out how tiny his legs are
Holy shit he's circumcised. His parents must have really loved him.
HOW MANY BOYS NOT ONLY APPROVE OF YOUR PLAN TO BECOME POCAHONTAS, BUT WANT TO MAKE SURE YOU DO IT RIGHT? One, the answer is one, and he is the best and if anyone ever tries to steal him I can assure you they will never be heard from again
She's the good dick fairy. You buy her a beer and half an hour later the best lay in the place is asking to take you home.
She grinded so hard on my face that I've got rugburn on both eyelids
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