some 7 year old just told me his favorite rapper was eminem and kim got what she deserved...god damn today's youth is in a dark period
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
Dude, I would hit that so hard that whoever could pull me out would become the king of England
that girl is introducing herself into your group of friends one dick at a time.
what kind of dress can i wear to my high school reunion that says "even though i'm more successful than all of you i'm still up for sex"?
Thanks for putting the blue stuff in the toilet, it made me throwing up this morning more enjoyable.
I'll start choreographing the sperm rain dance now
The blackout version of me left a ransom note to the sober self. Somebody needs to control that guy
I will never understand why the dress to get laid party is always scheduled to be during family weekend. Its not even ironically funny.
I don't see how I managed to fuck up so much shit in an hour and a half..
Drunk and alone at a magic show is what my life has become without you
Can you stop being a bitch and just take some Kaluha shots with me bro?!?
im mad at you for telling me he ejaculated during "let it go." Thanks for ruining the song forever.
I smell like a brewery and I have been drinking for 7 hours. This seems like a perfect time to tell my husband I want a divorce.
I’m gonna stop you right there. The last time you had a “brilliant” idea, I woke up to my kitchen covered in flour and a javelin through my tv.
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