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Had sex to a Lionel Richie song. I have a feeling I was conceived to it. Finally reached full circle.
On an unrelated note: I'm also a big advocate of the "never waste a boner" theory.
And before you get all mad cause I said "nipples," I actually discarded "you are so wet right now" and "you have such a raging clit-on right now."
That's called being sensitive.
first one here with a pint of chicken lo mein, aspirin, and diet green tea ginger ale, gets a full effort bj the day after tomorrow.
it would be a downgrade if your vagina tasted like skittles
maybe her throwing up on me was a foreshadowing of how she would later metaphorically throw up on my life
Now I can't unsee my hot boss's under-boobs. Monday will be awkward.
Pics or STFU
Im in my back seat in my own drive way with two beers left to shotgun and watching the sunrise. Am I over her yet?
We've been staking out a taco bell for 2 hours trying to find last night's one night stand
I just accidentally deep throated a popsicle in front of my parents
Also, full disclose I puked in a fruit barrel box
I'm still waiting for God to smite you for impersonating a decent human being.
I just had a flashback to me puking and you telling me it was okay because my boobs still looked awesome.
If I don't wake up tomorrow you inherit my paycheck and can only spend it at cinnabon
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